My Brakeless Heart

[My Brakeless Heart]

[the-movemnt]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[msnubuddhist]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[shitmysecondgraderssay]

I’m not looking for a new job (this minute) but I just love the crap out of this because it is spot-on parody.

[My Brakeless Heart]

When someone leaves a spare whiteboard marker on a random table

[teacherthoughtbubble]

I’m all:

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[hoodoo-hoodlum]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[pencilblots]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

1. I don’t believe in these things
   
2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
4. Roger is cute.

[the-crystal-queen]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally]

this is important

[yearning4spain]

Fingers crossed!

[exampleofinconsistency]

I have a job interview today so I could sure use some good luck.

[branch-and-root]

Roger is cute, and god knows we all need all the luck we can get.

(I also have an irresistible urge to whisper “Help me, Roger. You’re my only hope.”)

[darthstitch]

I need some good vibes my way

[inkmo]

Plz good luck plz

[triangle-art-jw]

Lord knows I need it.

[brunegonda]

 Bless me Roger

[mybrakelessheart]

I’ve got a wish that I need to come true. Can’t hurt to try right. Please Roger, make my wish come true.

[My Brakeless Heart]

when i lose my train of thought in the middle of teaching

[iwasyourteacher]

[iwasyourteacher]

#throwbackthursday

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[blvck-mermaid]

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

[thesavingera]

i reblog this everytime

[note-a-bear]

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

[hyyerliving]

work your magic rocky

[My Brakeless Heart]

[ordinarytalk]

Turn the sound on for this.

[agentofxana]

DEAR GOD TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THIS

[jayyskywalker]

Omg lmao

[My Brakeless Heart]

[fuks]

!!

[duke-of-errl]

well that was unexpected

[fedswatching]

YOOOOOO

[cleffairie]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[yeezusplease]

This White Boy Just Ended Racism

[oohheypj]

^^^^^

[My Brakeless Heart]

[allthingseurope]

Leadenhall Market, London (by aridleyphotography.com )

[My Brakeless Heart]

[mybrakelessheart]

How are these animals not extinctXD

[My Brakeless Heart]

[cloaga]

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

[faewithoutconsequence]

What I love about Alexandre Dumas, in contrast, is he got paid by the line. So it’s not really wordy, it more like 80% dialogue which makes it sound pretty modern but also ends up like-

“Where are we going now?”

“We are going to the city.”

“Which city?”

“Paris.”

“We are going to Paris?”

“Yes.”