My Brakeless Heart

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imyouraziraphale:

majestic-beard:

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reichenballs:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

princeanus:

Is this an accurate portrayal of Superwholock or am I barking up the wrong tree?

Um…this couldn’t be more perfect.

#and luna is homestuck or something

I’d say Luna is Homestuck and Ginny is Torchwood and Neville is Merlin, never the popular one but super badass nonetheless

Is Game of Thrones like, Draco, then? Sexy though it shouldn’t be, a little creepy, but alright in the end?

Dobby is Primeval because we’ll literally take anything we can get at this point we’ll take a sock we’ll take a godamn sock the master has given Primeval a sock .

Does that make Star Trek Dumbledore? Old and wise and informing all who come after?

(via meddlingavengers)

And I hate Theon Greyjoy

I don’t know, everything seems to piss me off lately and I just don’t want to read about anymore deaths in aSoIaF.

Signing up for my Oral Proficiency test

is such a horrific nightmare. I want to do it as fast as possible, but when I get to the sign up sheet it’s like a list of inconvenientness cause I’ve got all these things to do like essays and presentations and reports, and the dates just don’t match my schedule. And then when I’m finally able to sign up, my op-partner will probably be like “lol no, can’t that day.”

my thoughts at school

  • me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, i have all day
  • me: she’s a bitch
  • me: you need to go back to first grade
  • me: i’m hungry
  • me: you got some face on your make-up
  • me: ugh
  • me: why did you bring your designer bag to school
  • me: ew
  • me: i’m tired
  • me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
  • me: fuck my life

Tonight, my parents wanted to ‘talk’

and I was flipping the fuck out. You see, I’ve been doing everything that my parents (in careful consideration with the bible) forbade me to do. So for the past couple hours I was thinking, “Oh my fucking god, they found out about the drinking, the drugs, the smoking, skipping classes, having unprotected sex, driving without a licence, spending that one night at the police-office, listening to immortal technique, stealing money from the money-jar, etc etc” and I was dry-heaving all over the place and considering the very limited options I have to get out of this town (I live in the middle of nowhere and getting a taxi here for less than 20 euros, which I don’t have, is pretty close to fucking impossible). And in the end it turned out they wanted me to go to church more often.

To church… as if that’s going to fix my mental well being. Going to church is what made me start doing drugs in the first place.

xvxavier:

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

(via lexcanroar)